Happy Anniversary To Us!

Max and I celebrated our ONE YEAR anniversary this weekend. I cannot believe it has already been a year. Time just seemed to fly past. We went to Sacramento. We wanted to go to Apple Hill, but apparently the place is dead until late August :(. We made reservations at a place called The Melting Pot. It was really good, but really expensive. They brought out all of the food raw and you got to cook it right there at the table yourself. They had all kinds of dipping sauces and cheese fondue with bread. The best part of the night was definitely the desert. White chocolate and banana fondue. Yummy!

On our Way!

Stopping at Lake Tahoe for pictures

Getting ready to cook.

Yummy dinner!

New blog

I decided to change my P90X blog since I never did anything with it. I instead have dedicated that blog to weight loss tips. I have acquired a lot of knowledge of nutrition and fitness through school and my own personal study and I have decided to share this knowledge with the world! Or whoever decides to read this blog. Please check it out. No more excuses

This is what I do to waste time

Fill in the Blank Survey.

001. What is Your Name? Lynsey
002. How old are you? 26
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?

Fill in the Blanks
004. Summer is _______ the greatest season ever
005. School is for ____________ learning
006. Friends are like ___________ peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth it brings
007. Dogs are for ___________ companionship
008. Braces are __________ metal things that go on your teeth
009. All boys are ___________ smelly!
010. All girls are _____________ bratty!
011. American Idol is ___________ a lot better with J. Lo and Steven Tyler
012. Spongebob is the ___________ bizomb!
013. I cant believe I ________________ am going to graduate soon
014. I like wearing __________ clothes
015. Beer is _________ disgusting
016. I'm as fat as a __________ pole
017. I have too many __________ worries
018. I like eating ____________ sushi!
019. Sex is _____________ also known as gender
020. Myspace is a place to _______________ uhhh...don't you mean Facebook?
021. Surveys are __________ a good way to waste time
022. Skinny Dipping is __________ swimming...in the nude
023. Gays are ____________ happy people
024. Family is not as important as _________ ????
025. Before I go to sleep I _____________ close my eyes
026. I was really embarrassed when __________ i got embarrassed
027. Bush is ____________ not president anymore
028. boys have big __________ egos
029. I hate __________ hating things
030. Crying is for ______ emotional people
031. Marriage is ______ always having someone by your side
032. Swimming is _______ one of the greatest physical activities ever!
033. I would do anything for _______ a Klondike bar
034. I wake up at ___________ 7:00am
035. I fear ___________ heights, dead things larger than a mouse, debt, the unknown
036. I bought a ___________ bag of chips and milk for breakfast this morning
037. I drink ___________ milk...a lot!
038. Mondays are _______________ eh
039. This ____________________________________ is an old survey.

P.S as you've probably guessed from my lack of posts, I never actually did the P90X thing past day 1, but I have kept active with plenty of other things. I have discovered how much I LOVE swimming.

Rant/Good info to know

Urban Dictionary word of the day:

Janky: (adjective) inferior quality; held in low social regard; old and dilapidated; refers almost exclusively to inanimate material objects, not to people.

We tried to pick up on these girls waiting for the bus, but I was driving my sister's janky 1989 geo metro so we just got clowned instead.

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I work at a sporting clothing call center/store and a man called in asking if we carry original cargo shorts in a size 58 waist (mind you, these shorts have a 4” inseam, which is measured from the crotch to the end of the shorts). Yes, you read correctly, a size 58 waist. I then proceeded to let him know we are no longer making extended sizes and would only be offering sizes 30-46 even. The customer then said “Well I’m not going to lose weight just so I can fit into your shorts!” My next thought was, why don’t you lose weight for your health? I really don’t understand people in America. When you are a size 58 and feel it is ok, then there is something wrong. Don’t people realize what better quality of life they would have if they just lose the weight? I also just had a fitness test done for one of my classes. One of the women in the class with me weighed only 115lbs, but had a body fat percentage of 39%!!! My only thought was HOLY MOLY! She looked great, very skinny, but knowing she had that high of a body fat percentage was ridiculous. 20-25% is considered healthy for females. Anything above or below if considered unhealthy. So the message I would like to leave everyone with is, it doesn’t matter how much you weigh, or how big your thighs are, it’s your body composition (how much of your weight is fat and how much is lean muscle) that matters!

P.S: it is much healthier to be apple shaped (most of your weight below the waist) than to be pear shaped (most of your weight in your mid section), because abdominal fat will squeeze abdominal organs and fat there also enters the blood stream a lot easier causing a higher risk of heart disease and diabetes. So if you’ve got a booty and hips…rock on!

Funniest Headlines

Now that's just mean

Good information to know!

Hmm...I wonder what they were expecting to find.

If you've seen this man...

Oh great now wheat am I supposed to take?

I say it's their fault for camouflaging it!



This one's not a headline but still funny. I guess this water has none of the calories or regular water but all the taste!

I should be sleeping...

It's almost been a year since the last time I updated my blog. Maybe I should have just waited that year...but then again maybe not. I really don't have the time or want to really explain every detail of my life for the past year, so instead I'll give the watered down version. I work for the absolute worst company in the world west. They are a contracted company for AT&T, what does that mean in laymen terms you might wonder? It means I listen to people complain ALL DAY long about their bill and why their phone doesn't work. But I am definitely grateful to even have a job. I am engaged to be married on June 19, 2010. If you'd like to see the man look over to your right, he's in the picture with me. Below this post you can see a picture of the ring!!! Let's see what else...I'm trying to get back into running so I am currently participating in a half marathon workout I found in fitness magazine. So far, not so good, I think it moves a little too fast for me. I'm on week 3 now and can barely run 2 miles without stopping. I'm really excited because this is the first layout I have made on my own in a loooooong time, and though it didn't turn out exactly how I wanted, it's good enough. Well, that's al for now folks, hopefully it wont take me another year to update. : )

What Smell?

Does anybody remember the show In Living Color? They did an episode where they spoofed a product called flatusense. This product went up your bum and changed the horrible fart odor into something more palatable, like new car smell or laundry breeze.

Little did I know that someone would actually come up with a product. Introducing, UnderEZ by Under Tec! This is underwear with a replaceable odor eliminating cartridge of wool and activated carbon.

Put these babies on and fart with impunity! No more will that volatile odor embarrass you at parties, social functions, and workplace meetings.

The whole website and product is centered around the odor as the single source of embarrassment. The underwear corrects only that problem.

The other funny thing is these things look like a giant diaper. So you don't stink anymore, but you still sound like a walking whoopee cushion and have the crinkling sound of a giant diaper to boot?

Here is an idea. Instead of wearing special underwear, how about eating some beano or gasx? Maybe try holding it in? How about changing your diet so it doesn't include broccoli with refried beans? Hey, if it's that much of a problem, try seeing a doctor?