Day's of Our Lives

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Funniest Headlines

Now that's just mean

Good information to know!

Hmm...I wonder what they were expecting to find.

If you've seen this man...

Oh great now wheat am I supposed to take?

I say it's their fault for camouflaging it!

This one's not a headline but still funny. I guess this water has none of the calories or regular water but all the taste!

It's almost been a year since the last time I updated my blog. Maybe I should have just waited that year...but then again maybe not. I really don't have the time or want to really explain every detail of my life for the past year, so instead I'll give the watered down version. I work for the absolute worst company in the world west. They are a contracted company for AT&T, what does that mean in laymen terms you might wonder? It means I listen to people complain ALL DAY long about their bill and why their phone doesn't work. But I am definitely grateful to even have a job. I am engaged to be married on June 19, 2010. If you'd like to see the man look over to your right, he's in the picture with me. Below this post you can see a picture of the ring!!! Let's see what else...I'm trying to get back into running so I am currently participating in a half marathon workout I found in fitness magazine. So far, not so good, I think it moves a little too fast for me. I'm on week 3 now and can barely run 2 miles without stopping. I'm really excited because this is the first layout I have made on my own in a loooooong time, and though it didn't turn out exactly how I wanted, it's good enough. Well, that's al for now folks, hopefully it wont take me another year to update. : )

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

What Smell?

Does anybody remember the show In Living Color? They did an episode where they spoofed a product called flatusense. This product went up your bum and changed the horrible fart odor into something more palatable, like new car smell or laundry breeze.

Little did I know that someone would actually come up with a product. Introducing, UnderEZ by Under Tec! This is underwear with a replaceable odor eliminating cartridge of wool and activated carbon.

Put these babies on and fart with impunity! No more will that volatile odor embarrass you at parties, social functions, and workplace meetings.

The whole website and product is centered around the odor as the single source of embarrassment. The underwear corrects only that problem.

The other funny thing is these things look like a giant diaper. So you don't stink anymore, but you still sound like a walking whoopee cushion and have the crinkling sound of a giant diaper to boot?

Here is an idea. Instead of wearing special underwear, how about eating some beano or gasx? Maybe try holding it in? How about changing your diet so it doesn't include broccoli with refried beans? Hey, if it's that much of a problem, try seeing a doctor?

Sunday, November 30, 2008

This is pretty much copying 2 of Danielle's posts, so here goes:

I'm a Alice! I found out through TwilightersAnonymous.com. Which Twilight Female Are You? Take the quiz and find out!

Take the Quiz and Share Your Results!

You are intelligent, outgoing & stylish. A true girly girl, you love shopping & makeovers.

Although you are a generous friend, you can be coy, tricky & very persuasive in order to

get your way. You are known to zone out occasionally during conversations, but your

friends forgive you because you are understanding, supportive & know how to throw one

heck of a party!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

It's been a minute

Profound thought of the day: If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Sup, Hola, Guten Abend! All of that means hello! So I see I haven't updated in a while, I actually forgot I had a blog. Well lets see what to write about. I went to New York last month (August). It was absolutely amazing! We were complete tourists. I met a really cute Dominican, rode on the subway, met lots of celebrity's (well their wax models anyway), and lounged in Central Park.

Me with my childhood hero Balto!

Girl Power!

Kickin' it on the stoop

First subway ride

Time Square!

Also school started. this is my first real semester at UNR. Yay. Ok yeah so I 'm kinda boring so I'm going to stop.
Bye!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Only 10 More Days!!!

Word of the day; Sarcasm: the body’s natural response to stupid.

Wise Womanly Words:
When the world hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let everyone wonder how you did it

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they’ll die.

To err is human, to arr is pirate

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Yay! Only 10 more days until Breaking Dawn comes out. I don't know if I'll be able to make it those 10 days, but I will sure try. I decided to post the new trailer for Twilight so everybody could see it, and I can watch it whenever I want. The movie comes out 12/12/2008

Looks amazing right?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Awkard...Party of 2!

I just finished reading my ever so cleaver roommates blog, she seems to be incredibly witty, intelligent, and interesting. She makes my blog very drab and boring....oh well on with the boringness (is that a real word?). Today was a rather interesting day. Have you ever liked somebody, but then actually got to know them, only to discover they were way better before they ever opened their mouths? Well that seems to happen to me pretty often! Today I went somewhere (name of place withheld) with a certain someone (name withheld for privacy)....we'll call him...Xavier. We went shopping for some items that will be used at a party, where he didn't seem to want to take any of my ideas into account, when I did suggest something he'd just look at me and then move one. Every idea that he had was completely lame and would never work. At least when he said an idea I would put in some constructive criticism (but I guess we all can't be as great as I am). After shopping, I thought he was just going to drop me off at my house. But instead he got out of the car and started following me up the driveway. So I was like, okay he's going to come inside, but then he stopped abruptly and just stood there. Not saying anything. He finally asked about the party (very awkwardly), so I responded and was about to continue walking, but he wasn't moving. So I stopped, he talked about some weird thing, I'm not sure because I was already thinking about what I'd do once I got inside and away from him. I responded politely and again started to walk up, and I again was stopped by his awkwardness. Again he just stood there, mumbling incoherently, filling the silence with lots of so" and "yeah" we probably stood there for about five minutes doing and saying nothing. I was so thankful when my roommate came out and saved me. I finally had an excuse to go. Weird!

Anyway I thought I'd post some pics of my wonderful and great roommates!

that would be me, Anika, and Alecia

Me, Melisa, Stacy, Melina, Shelby, and Anika

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