What Smell?

Does anybody remember the show In Living Color? They did an episode where they spoofed a product called flatusense. This product went up your bum and changed the horrible fart odor into something more palatable, like new car smell or laundry breeze.

Little did I know that someone would actually come up with a product. Introducing, UnderEZ by Under Tec! This is underwear with a replaceable odor eliminating cartridge of wool and activated carbon.

Put these babies on and fart with impunity! No more will that volatile odor embarrass you at parties, social functions, and workplace meetings.

The whole website and product is centered around the odor as the single source of embarrassment. The underwear corrects only that problem.

The other funny thing is these things look like a giant diaper. So you don't stink anymore, but you still sound like a walking whoopee cushion and have the crinkling sound of a giant diaper to boot?

Here is an idea. Instead of wearing special underwear, how about eating some beano or gasx? Maybe try holding it in? How about changing your diet so it doesn't include broccoli with refried beans? Hey, if it's that much of a problem, try seeing a doctor?